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So, I guess as of today, everyone has to stop trusting me
What happened? Who was trusting you?
Well, I turned 31 and so, never trust anyone over 30

And fools who let me run their security!
So I will have had a kid before you in my life, I was 29 going 30 when my kid was born. I thought you weren’t as late as me.
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yeah, no, I am fairly late to kids, but like 4 years before my parents
My dad was 28 when he had me!
yeah, it feels weird, imagine being able to afford kids that young

(imagine being able to afford kids at my age)
My parents were having a house built while renting when they had me!
On teachers’ salaries!
see! right! my parents did massive renovations while in the middle of having kids... on tech CEO salary though
My parents weren't wealthy, just super-organized and frugal at the right time in Western history to capitalize on it. They had five kids on two part-time teachers salaries, have a house in their name they finished paying about 10-15 years ago, and are enjoying a good civil servant retirement because they could switch back to full-time schedule once we grew older just a few years before they both retired under 60 years old.

You can't do that anymore.
Bah, let's be old and complain about the Me Generation some more...