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For the first time since I moved out of my parent's house 12 years ago, I am now not living with someone who isn't my wife

This is weird
 
The double negative confuses me. Are you now living with someone who isn't your wife or are you finally living with your wife?
 
My tenant/roommate/friend moved out, so only my wife and I are living in my house, which is weird.
 
Don't worry, this predicament will soon be over, and you'll safely live with someone else who isn't your wife again.
 
Right, give me two months and I'll be living with a freeloader who doesn't pay rent, or even poop in the toilet
 
Is loud at night, sleep in your bed sometimes, complains all the time, occasionally barfs on you, sounds like a roommate to me.